help me sanity...

I am slowly going insane, mess by mess. My small child is similar to that of a Tasmanian Devil. Every room he enters some how becomes a dust cloud of filth and mess. I have a feeling I'll be missing a few fingers by the time he's 18 due to all of the bone polishing messes I have to endure day after day. Where's a baby straight jacket when you need one?

If anyone who is OCD and would like to clean my house pro bono I will be more than happy to give you my address...

please and thank you

xoxoxox

are you kidding me?

I don't know if you've had the particular issue I am about to comment on or not, but what is with people who won't butt out? There has been a certain crisis, if that's what you want to call it, that concerns a certain family member. Now keep in mind, there hasn't been anything shocking or sizzling that has taken place in many many years. So of course I could understand the curiosity, the puzzlement, and so forth. We are all human beings who like to know a little bit about the other person, especially if they're related. I'm all for being close, but don't be a dumb-ass!! I will elaborate more in the posts to come, but seriously, we all need to get some form of lives... and fast!

In desperate need of a cleaner

Here go the long pauses again. I forget how 'normal' my life used to be before it wasn't so normal anymore. Now 'normal' consists of walks about a half block up the neighborhood, always keeping a bottle or a sippy handy as well as gingersnap cookies, I have to pre-plan everything almost down the minute, and I am not a late arriver. I used to the the early arriver, which has taken a swift nosedive to left. I forget what it's like not to have laundry to do everyday, or to have to do dishes... again!!!

I swear I need a maid service. It's interesting that what used to seem cluttered to me, now all of a sudden looks tidy. I am drowning in housework and domesticated life. Please somebody come dig me out before it's too late...

Goodbye world, I'll see you on the other side.